Fifteen Hilarious Dog Profiles That Will Remind You of Your Friends or Family

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Dog bios that will remind you of someone you know

Fifteen Hilarious Dog Profiles That Will Remind You of Your Friends or Family.

The dog will be man's best friend forever. Not only are they known for being a great companion, a lifesaver, stress-relievers, etc., but today they will make you laugh.

And for some imaginative and humorous people, they made something funny and hilarious about dogs -- short bios that will surely remind you of someone you know.

Check out the photos below.

Sheryl, christian mom, hates raps, 5 kids

Sheryl, christian mom, hates raps, 5 kids

Rick, 58, smokes cigars, watches Fox News on full volume

Rick, 58, smokes cigars, watches Fox News on full volume, better not catch you smoking any reefer under his roof, thinks Trump's a jerk

Barb, 61, extreme couponer

Barb, 61, extreme couponer, works at an arts, and craft store

Alice, 15, rides horses, always in the school play

Alice, 15, rides horses, always in the school play, never scored below a 95, doesn’t move her arms when she walks

Phil, 40, planned family vacation in Niagara Falls

Phil, 40, planned family vacation in Niagara Falls wife expected more, kids bored, and he’s considering jumping in.

Darlene, 83, widowed. Reminds you to chew your food, writes $12 checks

Darlene, 83, widowed. Reminds you to chew your food, writes $12 checks

Hank, 47. Wicked swing dancer and great fun at weddings, but you wouldn’t let him babysit your kids

Hank, 47. Wicked swing dancer and great fun at weddings, but you wouldn’t let him babysit your kids

Sharon has never worked. Xanax prescription. Loves salad, hates her husband. She can even, she just choose not to

Sharon has never worked. Xanax prescription. Loves salad, hates her husband. She can even, she just choose not to

Valerie, 26. Had a one night stand but “doesn’t usually do that”. Wants her phone but it’s so far. Can’t adult today

Valerie, 26. Had a one night stand but “doesn’t usually do that”. Wants her phone but it’s so far. Can’t adult today

Trevor, 33. Brews his own craft beer. Was a lumber sexual before it was cool. Listens to vinyl. Took improv at UCB.

Trevor, 33. Brews his own craft beer. Was a lumber sexual before it was cool. Listens to vinyl. Took improv at UCB.

Debbie, 45, drives a suburban, reads at the beach for a living, not mad you lied to her, just disappointed

Debbie, 45, drives a suburban, reads at the beach for a living, not mad you lied to her, just disappointed

Carol, 46. Dental office receptionist. Always has Skinny Cow ice cream cones in the fridge. Goes to Zumba once a week

Carol, 46. Dental office receptionist. Always has Skinny Cow ice cream cones in the fridge. Goes to Zumba once a week

Brooke, 42. Summers in Connecticut. Owns 3 horses. Flirts with her son’s SAT tutor. Her housekeeper knows too much

Brooke, 42. Summers in Connecticut. Owns 3 horses. Flirts with her son’s SAT tutor. Her housekeeper knows too much

Bonnie, 58. Shushes people in church. Calls a purse a pocketbook. Gets offended if you don’t eat her baked goods.

Bonnie, 58. Shushes people in church. Calls a purse a pocketbook. Gets offended if you don’t eat her baked goods.

Erik, 43. Runs an architect business in Stockholm. Doesn’t own a TV.

Erik, 43. Runs an architect business in Stockholm. Doesn’t own a TV.

Brock, 14. Hangs at the skatepark, comments “not funny” on funny memes, comments “fake” on Youtube videos

Brock, 14. Hangs at the skatepark, comments “not funny” on funny memes, comments “fake” on Youtube videos

Darryl, 35 and alcoholic, drinks a monster every morning before his construction job

Darryl, 35 and alcoholic, drinks a monster every morning before his construction job

Gage, 24, documentary film enthusiast. Shares global warming articles on FB, medicinal marijuana patent, drives a Prius #FeelTheBern

Gage, 24, documentary film enthusiast. Shares global warming articles on FB, medicinal marijuana patent, drives a Prius #FeelTheBern

Eric, 28. Collects vinyl, quit cigarettes but still bums them.

Eric, 28. Collects vinyl, quit cigarettes but still bums them.

Greg, 19. But goes by G. Dropped out of college after a month but got a degree in life after backpacking in Costa Rica for 2 weeks

Greg, 19. But goes by G. Dropped out of college after a month but got a degree in life after backpacking in Costa Rica for 2 weeks

“The journey of life is sweeter when traveled with a dog.”

- Jennifer Sullivan


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