Dog bios that will remind you of someone you know
Fifteen Hilarious Dog Profiles That Will Remind You of Your Friends or Family.
The dog will be man's best friend forever. Not only are they known for being a great companion, a lifesaver, stress-relievers, etc., but today they will make you laugh.
And for some imaginative and humorous people, they made something funny and hilarious about dogs -- short bios that will surely remind you of someone you know.
Check out the photos below.
Sheryl, christian mom, hates raps, 5 kids
Sheryl, christian mom, hates raps, 5 kids
Rick, 58, smokes cigars, watches Fox News on full volume
Rick, 58, smokes cigars, watches Fox News on full volume, better not catch you smoking any reefer under his roof, thinks Trump's a jerk
Barb, 61, extreme couponer
Barb, 61, extreme couponer, works at an arts, and craft store
Alice, 15, rides horses, always in the school play
Alice, 15, rides horses, always in the school play, never scored below a 95, doesn’t move her arms when she walks
Phil, 40, planned family vacation in Niagara Falls
Phil, 40, planned family vacation in Niagara Falls wife expected more, kids bored, and he’s considering jumping in.
Darlene, 83, widowed. Reminds you to chew your food, writes $12 checks
Darlene, 83, widowed. Reminds you to chew your food, writes $12 checks
Hank, 47. Wicked swing dancer and great fun at weddings, but you wouldn’t let him babysit your kids
Hank, 47. Wicked swing dancer and great fun at weddings, but you wouldn’t let him babysit your kids
Sharon has never worked. Xanax prescription. Loves salad, hates her husband. She can even, she just choose not to
Sharon has never worked. Xanax prescription. Loves salad, hates her husband. She can even, she just choose not to
Valerie, 26. Had a one night stand but “doesn’t usually do that”. Wants her phone but it’s so far. Can’t adult today
Valerie, 26. Had a one night stand but “doesn’t usually do that”. Wants her phone but it’s so far. Can’t adult today
Trevor, 33. Brews his own craft beer. Was a lumber sexual before it was cool. Listens to vinyl. Took improv at UCB.
Trevor, 33. Brews his own craft beer. Was a lumber sexual before it was cool. Listens to vinyl. Took improv at UCB.
Debbie, 45, drives a suburban, reads at the beach for a living, not mad you lied to her, just disappointed
Debbie, 45, drives a suburban, reads at the beach for a living, not mad you lied to her, just disappointed
Carol, 46. Dental office receptionist. Always has Skinny Cow ice cream cones in the fridge. Goes to Zumba once a week
Carol, 46. Dental office receptionist. Always has Skinny Cow ice cream cones in the fridge. Goes to Zumba once a week
Brooke, 42. Summers in Connecticut. Owns 3 horses. Flirts with her son’s SAT tutor. Her housekeeper knows too much
Brooke, 42. Summers in Connecticut. Owns 3 horses. Flirts with her son’s SAT tutor. Her housekeeper knows too much
Bonnie, 58. Shushes people in church. Calls a purse a pocketbook. Gets offended if you don’t eat her baked goods.
Bonnie, 58. Shushes people in church. Calls a purse a pocketbook. Gets offended if you don’t eat her baked goods.
Erik, 43. Runs an architect business in Stockholm. Doesn’t own a TV.
Erik, 43. Runs an architect business in Stockholm. Doesn’t own a TV.
Brock, 14. Hangs at the skatepark, comments “not funny” on funny memes, comments “fake” on Youtube videos
Brock, 14. Hangs at the skatepark, comments “not funny” on funny memes, comments “fake” on Youtube videos
Darryl, 35 and alcoholic, drinks a monster every morning before his construction job
Darryl, 35 and alcoholic, drinks a monster every morning before his construction job
Gage, 24, documentary film enthusiast. Shares global warming articles on FB, medicinal marijuana patent, drives a Prius #FeelTheBern
Gage, 24, documentary film enthusiast. Shares global warming articles on FB, medicinal marijuana patent, drives a Prius #FeelTheBern
Eric, 28. Collects vinyl, quit cigarettes but still bums them.
Eric, 28. Collects vinyl, quit cigarettes but still bums them.
Greg, 19. But goes by G. Dropped out of college after a month but got a degree in life after backpacking in Costa Rica for 2 weeks
Greg, 19. But goes by G. Dropped out of college after a month but got a degree in life after backpacking in Costa Rica for 2 weeks
“The journey of life is sweeter when traveled with a dog.”
- Jennifer Sullivan
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